If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
why do cheetos always look like penises
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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