Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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