fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
