dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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