Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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