it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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