your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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