in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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