i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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