hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize