Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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