If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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