if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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