Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
pop tarts are not kleenex
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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