Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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