I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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