You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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