everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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