i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Every concussion has its silver lining
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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