Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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