i can't believe i had my finger in that
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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