She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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