She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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