Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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