I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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