Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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