Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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