I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
