please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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