weddingsv make me drug and hornr
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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