trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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