Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so let's talk penis.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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