no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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