her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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