When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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