i just made my gag reflex go away.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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