Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
