I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
do herpes really smell.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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