About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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