i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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