i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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