Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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