Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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