what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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