But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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