Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
