after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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