As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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