He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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