Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
