Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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