then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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