Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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